Sebastian
(Horatio Ignatius Crustaceous Sebastian)
"Hmm! Teenagers. They think they know everything. You give them an inch, and they swim all over you."
'Guppy #35'
"Sha, Sha, Shark!"
"But it wasn't her fault! Uh, well...uh, first, this shark chased us. Yeah, yeah...and we tried to...but we couldn't, and he...grrr! And we whoa! And then we were safe!"
"You're a fast swimmer."
"Now, the snarfblatt dates back to prehistorical times when humans used to sit around and stare at each other all day. Got very boring."